“It’s embarrassing,” Mr. Rose said parenthetically, “to still be in this 20-year transition from Ikea.”
“It’s just like, are we doing this, or not?” Mr. Rose said of his bedside table. And according to The Gray Lady, Mr. Rose is not alone in his uncertainty.
“I have a complicated relationship with the bedside table. I want it to be something that’s somewhat serene.”
Robin Standefer, NYT
Aw, girl, don’t we all? Like, sometimes I text my bedside table, and by bedside table doesn’t text me back for like, three hours, and then it’s like, should I text again, or is that super-desperate? My bedside table says it wants to keep things casual, but then, my bedside table seems pretty into me, you know?